Sober October

First we had Dryanuary and now the puritanical wankers want us to go sober in October.  I am normally a mild mannered person but these people can just fuck off and take a running jump.  Next year they'll tell us to go dry in July and I'm sure they will eventually come up with some stupid slogan for every month of the year and social media will be awash with these tossers all year round.  

GO AWAY!